As a follow up to requests for more testimonials from our customers, here is no.2 from a very kind customer who spared his time to let us know what he thinks to his bum gun bidet sprayer, and the benefits he sees to it in terms of his lifestyle.
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An Exploration in Cleanliness
When it comes to keeping yourself clean after a bathroom visit, we’ve come a long way to get to The Bum Gun of the 21st century.
We all know that personal hygiene is important, especially when we use the toilet for ‘a sit down’. But the Romans were the earliest people who actually made any attempt to keep themselves anything close to clean. Okay, they were exceptionally intelligent, but they were not the inventors of the bidet. But more on them later.
Way back before the Romans – and we’re talking B.C. here – the human race relied on nature for wiping their bottoms. Early Man, bereft of toilet paper, used good old green grass to wipe his posterior. This was, of course, a very long time ago.
Back to the Romans, and their attempts to stay clean and fresh. They made a valiant effort. Basically they pioneered the ‘sponge stick’, which is exactly what it sounds like: a sponge on the end of a stick. Full marks for creativity, and it obviously worked. We are not talking the highest standards of personal hygiene here but it certainly beat grass.
Then things go a bit awry. A sponge on the end of a stick is actually quite sensible when you consider what the human race decided to use in the 1700’s. The next time you sit down to dinner you may not want to think about the fact that the 1700’s toilet users used corn on the cob to clean their rectum. There are many, many things wrong with this, not least the fact that this was food, and food costs money. On top of all that, we just don’t understand how anyone can think it would be a good idea to rub a club made out of sweet corn around there. But that was that, eighteenth century madness.
Civilization mercifully returned to the toilet in the 1800s. It is almost as if people realised that corn on the cob was a stinker of a concept, and saw sense. This era saw the invention of toilet paper as we know it (but probably not as soft), which was a huge leap forward and meant that cleanliness was being taken seriously at last. This lead to the all-important concept of disposing of the toilet roll after use, which did wonders for the personal hygiene of millions of civilised people (but not so much for our sewers). The humble toilet roll has been around for centuries now, and it is very much a staple of our supermarket shopping bill. Week after week, we buy a new batch, which over a year can add up quite considerably. Another problem is that unfortunately, most people do not wash their hands sufficiently after using toilet paper, leaving bacteria on their hands.
At last, we come to The Bum Gun bidet sprayer, a truly revolutionary appliance that allows the user to essentially take a mini shower every time they use the toilet. This doesn’t just clean; it invigorates and refreshes, and promotes the highest standards of personal hygiene. Users of the bum gun, apart from reporting that they feel cleaner, also feel healthier. It kills bacteria by cleaning this intimate area immediately, without the problem of poor hygiene through messy toilet paper. Everything is cleaned, especially if you incorporate soap into the equation for the ultra clean, although not necessary.
So there you have it. It’s been quite a journey from grass to the bum gun bidet sprayer, but this mini shower will make every trip to the bathroom an infinitely cleaner and more pleasant experience.
www.thebumgun.com – The Home of Personal Hygiene
There are a few inventions which have changed our lives quite drastically. The iphone is a latest life changer, the vacuum cleaner was a life changer when I was a kid. And thankfully, The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is also becoming a massive life changer for thousands of people. This 21st century alternative to toilet paper is allowing people to save money on their weekly shop, but also give huge benefits in terms of better hygiene, cleanliness and comfort after every bathroom visit.
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