HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2014
To celebrate The Year of The Horse we are offering you the chance to own The Bum Gun with this Unbelievable Offer.
Get Our PREMIUM Chinese New Year Package … SAVE £45, NOW!
1. A Huge 20% off One of Living Stainless Bidet Sprayers from the regular price of £49.95*
2. A Whopping 25% off one of Our Isolating Valves from the regular price of £19.95*
3. Two FREE Groovy Toothbrush Holders value £15.00**
4. One FREE Finger Massager value £12.99**
5. Our Rock Solid 60 Day Industry Busting No Fuss, Take To The Bank Guarantee
6. A Lifetime FREE from Toilet Paper Pain, Itchy Butt, and Messed Up Pants
7. Instant Savings On Your Weekly Shopping Bill FOREVER!!
*On all orders taken no later than 23.55pm on February 10th.
Note: February 8th and 9th will be busy. So Order EARLY! Act Fast NOW!
**While stocks last.
And, if you are one of the first 8 to order Our Chinese New Year Package, we’ll send you a Kingston 8GB Thumb Drive Absolutely FREE. And Lashings of Fortune Cookies while stocks last.
Get your act together FAST
WHAT TO DO NOW?
Simply Sign up to this offer with the form on our Home Page: http://www.thebumgun.com/
We will email with instructions to complete your order.
Let’s make this your best Chinese New Year ever! And the beginning of the rest of your life, FREE from toilet paper hell!!
P.S This is our best offer ever. Don’t miss out. Sign Up using the form on the right.
P.P.S Now, you have to ask yourself, how much do you really want to kick start your life. Sign up NOW before someone else takes your spot and this amazing offer shuts down for good.
We’re waiting to hear from you. ACT NOW.
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