Menstrual Hygiene: 5 important things you should know

One for the ladies guys, so please turn to another page while us ladies have a natter…thanks.

Menstruation is a huge change in a teenage girl’s life. When puberty starts there are a number of things a young female must know. ‘Is a sanitary napkin effective?’, ‘How to stay best clean during periods?’ and, ‘How to handle all these weird changes in your body?

Bidets helps females stay clear through the whole month

Bidets Helps Females Stay Clean

During my research when travelling the world, there are many females who believe so many myths based around female periods.

Here is some advice to help you stay clean and hygienic during your periods. Here’s how you can reduce the pain during your periods.

1.  Different Methods of Sanitation

First, choose the right method for sanitation during your periods. There are many ways including the use of sanitary pads, tampons and menstrual cups to stay clean. If you do decide to use a tampon remember that it is essential to choose one that has the lowest absorbency rate for your flow. During this time it is essential to realize that it does take time to get used to sanitary pads and tampons.

There are chances that you may have stains or may not choose the right kind of sanitary pad for you. It is a trial and error, so relax and you will find one that suits you.

It is important you feel comfortable during your periods, so it is essential you find a brand and a type of sanitary to suit you.

2. Change Your Pad Regularly

It is important to change your sanitary pad, tampon or menstrual cup regularly. The standard time for a sanitary pad is once every six hours, and every two hours for a tampon. Again, this is base timing, you have to work out how often the changes suit you. Every female has different flow rates.

Remember sanitary napkins are made of cotton wool and when you bleed into one, most of the blood gets soaked in, but at a certain point the pad gets saturated and may leak.

Another consideration is that menstrual blood, once it has left the body, gets contaminated with the body’s innate organisms. This rule applies for even those days when you don’t have much bleeding, since your pad is still damp and will have organisms from your vagina and sweat from your genitals. When these organisms remain in a warm and moist place for a long time they tend to multiply and can lead to conditions like urinary tract infection, vaginal infections and skin rashes. Therefore changing is essential.

Regarding tampons it is very important because, if left inserted into the vagina for long periods it can cause a condition called toxic shock syndrome. This is when bacteria infiltrate the body leading to severe infection that can send to the body into shock – that requires emergent treatment and can lead to serious complications and even death.

3. Wash With The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer Regularly

It is important to wash your vagina and labia well before you change into a new pad. The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is ideal in giving you that “shower fresh clean” between pad changes.

When you menstruate the blood tends to enter tiny spaces like the skin between your labia or around the opening of the vagina. Therefore, you MUST always wash this excess blood away with The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer. This will prevent bad odour from the vaginal region common with people who use only toilet paper.

 

4. Don’t use soaps or vaginal hygiene products

It is important to wash yourself with The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer regularly, but only use soap on the external parts but do not use it inside your vagina or vulva.

The vagina has its own cleaning mechanism that works in a very fine balance of good and bad bacteria. Washing it with soap can kill the good bacteria making way for infections.

5. Discard your used sanitary product properly

Whether you are using a sanitary pad, tampon or menstrual cup, it is important to know how to dispose of it correctly. Always wrap the used product in waste paper or put it in a plastic bag. Properly wrap it and discard it in a sanitary bin.

Never flush it down the toilet. And remember to wash your hands properly after you have changed your sanitary pad.

 

When you have your periods it is important to have extra sanitary pads in your bag. It will be a good idea to also carry a bottle of hand sanitizer too.

If anywhere you go often, like your work place, gym, yoga centre, or favourite coffee shop is still using toilet paper, then you tell them to UPGRADE NOW.

All of us Bum Gun bidet sprayer users find toilet steer of anywhere which has not upgraded yet. Come on guys, get with the program!!

Sign up to the NEW Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer website here: www.thebumgun.co.uk or go straight to The Bum Gun Online Store NOW: http://www.thebumgun.com/store/

 

CristinThe Bum Gun brains and passiona, our Chief Operations Officer’s goal is make a massive difference in people’s personal hygiene throughout the world, especially females. She finds it absolutely barbaric that so called ‘developed’ nations around the world are still forcing people to wipe around with nasty toilet paper. 

 

Proof that The Bum Gun Improves Lives

Proof that The Bum Gun Improves Lives

Hi there,

 I want to show you something that you may find a little hard to believe.Recent studies have shown that better hygiene WILL improve your life, more than you thought possible.It’s true. If you have a personal hygiene problem, odour isn’t the only issue. In fact, poor hygiene spreads illness, according to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC). It also affects interpersonal relationships, social interactions and job or school performance.

Good hygiene, on the other hand, makes you come off as a capable person with self-worth and self-confidence. Good personal hygiene also helps you stay healthy, clean-looking and attractive.

If you are still using toilet paper you are throwing your money down the toilet. But worse than that, you are limiting your life development and happiness.

Look, the truth is, every time you touch a surface, sneeze, prepare food, change a diaper, or use the bathroom, you pick up potentially harmful organisms, according to the CDC.

Simply using The Bum Gun after every bathroom visit and washing your hands properly can stop you from transmitting cold, flu and infections caused by viruses and bacteria on your skin.

When you don’t wash regularly, not only can you harbour and spread these bacteria and viruses, but you’re more likely to contract the illnesses they cause.

If you have a skin irritation or a wound, poor hygiene will likely lead to infection. Proper hygiene also helps to maintain healthy skin pH and skin strength.

The Bum Gun is able to put a barrier between yourself and potentially harmful bacteria, as well as giving you an invigorating clean.

So what do you have to lose by giving The Bum Gun a try? It’s completely guaranteed to work or you get your money back.

To prove that, and to make it easy for you. I will give you a clear cut 60 day test period to try The Bum Gun. If you honestly feel toilet paper is better than The Bum Gun after 2 full months of testing, simple return The Bum Gun for your money back.

Heck, you can even keep the free gifts you receive when you order The Bum Gun as my thank you for giving it a try.

Stop dealing with toilet paper pain, discomfort, skid stains and gling-ons today.

Start living life with more energy, vigour, and ability to move how you want.

Give The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer a try…

Log on to The Bum Gun Online Store

 

Dedicated to improving hygiene,

The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer Managing Director

Greg Noland

CEO & FounderThe Bum Gun Bidet Sprayersinfo@thebumgun.com

P.S. Imagine… having your “get up and go” feeling back again in as little as 1 day. Being able to go for a walk without worrying about how much discomfort that toilet paper rash can give you. I remember that pain, and I understand it is awful!!

Imagine enjoying your session at the gym without having to worry when you sit down, move awkwardly, feeling better than ever.

That discomfort in your private area won’t go away by itself.

The Bum Gun will help you move a lot easier again, so you can enjoy a more active life.

You owe it to yourself to give The Bum Gun a try…

The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers – A Life Changer

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There are a few inventions which have changed our lives quite drastically. The iphone is a latest life changer, the vacuum cleaner was a life changer when I was a kid. And thankfully, The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is also becoming a massive life changer for thousands of people. This 21st century alternative to toilet paper is allowing people to save money on their weekly shop, but also give huge benefits in terms of better hygiene, cleanliness and comfort after every bathroom visit.

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Upgrade your life today:

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Contact The Bum Gun Team:
info@thebumgun.com or http://www.thebumgun.com / http://www.thebumgun.co.uk

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Toilet paper was fine until a better invention came out. Don’t kid yourself and think you are actually clean after using toilet paper, because you are NOT.
All you have done is smear off most of it.

Do you shower in the morning? Shower after the gym? Or rub yourself with toilet paper?

Honestly, toilet paper is filthy, nasty stuff compared to The Bum Gun.
Imagine you can get ‘shower fresh clean’ after EVERY toilet visit just by dropping your pants and a few squirts on The Bum Gun!!

Stop lying to yourself and upgrade to the 21st century.

Save your relationship, or marriage and show you love your partner.

Purchase The Bum Gun today. And if you are still unsure, take our 60 day, no fuss, money back guarantee.

There is nothing fairer than a 60 day test run.

But I must say, you will NOT be handing The Bum Gun back. I am positive of that.

Why am I so sure?? Because NO ONE HAS EVER HANDED THE BUM GUN BACK.

We have 100% success rate with The Bum Gun.

Do you really think you are different? And will prefer toilet paper after giving The Bum Gun a try??
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The Bum Gun® 100% Better-Than-Risk-Free-Take-it-To-The-Ban­k Guarantee

Your success in using the powerful, life changing bidet sprayer by The Bum Gun® is completely guaranteed.

In fact, here’s my 100% Better-Than-Risk-Free-Take-it-To-The-Ban­k Guarantee:

If you aren’t 100% satisfied with The Bum Gun® bidet sprayer after 60 days – I don’t expect…or want…to keep your money. Simply send off a quick email to me and I’ll happily refund your money in full. That means you can’t lose no matter what!

Is that fair or what?

That means you can try out The Bum Gun® at my risk, while you see if it works for you or not. And you can have all your family try it and I promise you they will have never used something so amazing in the bathroom. And if it doesn’t produce the best ever comfort and cleanliness, I honestly want you to ask for your money back.

There is absolutely no risk, whatsoever on your part. The burden to deliver The Bum Gun® to you is entirely on me. If The Bum Gun® doesn’t produce immediate comfort and cleanliness then I’m the loser, not you. Simply return, and get your money back.

Look at it this way — £49.95 or $80 is really a painless drop in the bucket compared to the money you’re going to waste on ineffective, bacteria spreading and often painful toilet paper in the year ahead.

That’s why…

That is the same as £0.83 ($1.32) per month if the bidet sprayer only lasted you 5 years!!
You Really Can’t Afford Not To Invest In The Bum Gun®!

It’s easy to install and get started right away. Just click here for our simple to follow Installation Video :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OSDKH…

Get ready to amaze yourself, your family and all your friends that come to your house. Be the first to upgrade to one of the simplest, but most effective household devices to become available in the last few years. You will be referring friend after friend once you understand the powerful and amazing difference between rubbing around a tissue or getting properly clean after using the toilet, each and every time.

You’ll be wondering very quickly how you ever put up with nasty toilet paper for so long!!

All the best,

Greg Noland

P.S. Just think! “You’ll never again suffer through the pain and hassle of finding out someone has taken the last bit of toilet paper ever again!! This benefit alone is worth the price of one bidet sprayer. Or keep paying big bucks on the regular shop each and every week for the next supply of bum abrasion toilet paper.

So The Bum Gun Store and start changing your life forever.

The Bum Gun Video HITS 25,000 VIEWS

One of The Bum Gun Videos just passed 25,000 VIEWS – Awesome. Thanks everyone for your support. Let’s hit 1,000,000 before this December!!

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The Bum Gun Video HITS 25,000 Views

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKRi03kg3A0

 

We are offering the next 50 people to contact us a 20% discount voucher.
Please email info@thebumgun.com for your 20% first order discount NOW.
Please quote code: “I WANT TO SAVE 20% GREG”

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There are a few inventions which have changed our lives quite drastically. The iphone is a latest life changer, the vacuum cleaner was a life changer when I was a kid. And thankfully, The Bum Gun bidet sprayer is also becoming a massive life changer for thousands of people. This 21st century alternative to toilet paper is allowing people to save money on their weekly shop, but also give huge benefits in terms of better hygiene, cleanliness and comfort after every bathroom visit.

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Upgrade your life today:

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Contact The Bum Gun Team:
info@thebumgun.com or http://www.thebumgun.com

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Toilet paper was fine until a better invention came out. Don’t kid yourself and think you are actually clean after using toilet paper, because you are NOT.
All you have done is smear off most of it.

Do you shower in the morning? Shower after the gym? Or rub yourself with toilet paper?

Honestly, toilet paper is filthy, nasty stuff compared to The Bum Gun.
Imagine you can get ‘shower fresh clean’ after EVERY toilet visit just by dropping your pants and a few squirts on The Bum Gun!!

Stop lying to yourself and upgrade to the 21st century.

Save your relationship, or marriage and show you love your partner.

Purchase The Bum Gun today. And if you are still unsure, take our 60 day, no fuss, money back guarantee.

There is nothing fairer than a 60 day test run.

But I must say, you will NOT be handing The Bum Gun back. I am positive of that.

Why am I so sure?? Because NO ONE HAS EVER HANDED THE BUM GUN BACK.

We have 100% success rate with The Bum Gun.

Do you really think you are different? And will prefer toilet paper after giving The Bum Gun a try??
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The Bum Gun® 100% Better-Than-Risk-Free-Take-it-To-The-Bank Guarantee

Your success in using the powerful, life changing bidet sprayer by The Bum Gun® is completely guaranteed.

In fact, here’s my 100% Better-Than-Risk-Free-Take-it-To-The-Bank Guarantee:

If you aren’t 100% satisfied with The Bum Gun® bidet sprayer after 60 days – I don’t expect…or want…to keep your money. Simply send off a quick email to me and I’ll happily refund your money in full. That means you can’t lose no matter what!

Is that fair or what?

That means you can try out The Bum Gun® at my risk, while you see if it works for you or not. And you can have all your family try it and I promise you they will have never used something so amazing in the bathroom. And if it doesn’t produce the best ever comfort and cleanliness, I honestly want you to ask for your money back.

There is absolutely no risk, whatsoever on your part. The burden to deliver The Bum Gun® to you is entirely on me. If The Bum Gun® doesn’t produce immediate comfort and cleanliness then I’m the loser, not you. Simply return, and get your money back.

Look at it this way — £49.95 or $80 is really a painless drop in the bucket compared to the money you’re going to waste on ineffective, bacteria spreading and often painful toilet paper in the year ahead.

That’s why…

That is the same as £0.83 ($1.32) per month if the bidet sprayer only lasted you 5 years!!
You Really Can’t Afford Not To Invest In The Bum Gun®!

It’s easy to install and get started right away. Just click here for our simple to follow Installation Video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OSDKHiwZm8

Get ready to amaze yourself, your family and all your friends that come to your house. Be the first to upgrade to one of the simplest, but most effective household devices to become available in the last few years. You will be referring friend after friend once you understand the powerful and amazing difference between rubbing around a tissue or getting properly clean after using the toilet, each and every time.

You’ll be wondering very quickly how you ever put up with nasty toilet paper for so long!!

All the best,

Greg Noland
The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer Managing Director
P.S. Just think! “You’ll never again suffer through the pain and hassle of finding out someone has taken the last bit of toilet paper ever again!! This benefit alone is worth the price of one bidet sprayer. Or keep paying big bucks on the regular shop each and every week for the next supply of bum abrasion toilet paper.

So The Bum Gun Store and start changing your life forever.

http://www.thebumgun.com/store/

OR, email info@thebumgun.com with your request if you don’t like shopping carts and you’ll be done in about 2 1/2 minutes — flat!

You can’t say simpler than that …

Watch this video: Look what the latest happy customer of The Bum Gun bidet sprayer just created!!

Click the link or click the picture:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USxvu4At7M0&feature=youtu.be

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Imagine You Love The Bum Gun Like This Awesome Customer

You might be wondering, can The Bum Gun really make me feel great as all these people are saying?

Despite all the proof that The Bum Gun really changes people’s lives, some people still don’t believe The Bum Gun can really make that much of a difference in their lives. Well, of course, some people don’t even believe we landed on the moon, either.

But, if you are still not sure about The Bum Gun, don’t beat yourself up about it. Plenty of people didn’t believe the microwave oven would make a profound difference in the world. Or the electric toaster. Or the vacuum cleaner. There are tons of naysayers for every revolutionary product that is invented and changes people’s lives. Look, we all know countless people who even refused to buy a mobile phone. I know, because I was one of them!!

But to help you make that leap of faith, I will give you 60 Days to Test Your Bum Gun.

Just try The Bum Gun for a few months, and if you are sincerely sure your life hasn’t changed your life for the better, then simply send it back. No hassles.

Heck, you can even keep the FREE gifts you receive when you order The Bum Gun.

I can’t say fairer than that. So go on, take a leap of faith and take decisive action for a better life.

Don't Miss Out On This Amazing Offer

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3 Sure Fire Ways To Get An Instant Life Boost

How Can I Improve My Life In 10 Minutes?

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One of the great motivational speakers, Jim Rohn was one of the most progressive thinkers of the 20th Century. He’s certainly one of the few who genuinely deserved to be called a “Guru”.

He often talked about great things taking time to build, to grow, to flourish.

But I have found in my busy life, that if I allocate 10 minutes to do things I know will benefit my general well being, make me feel fitter, and more alive, then I can get all the benefits, without having to give up chunks of my day.

How To Get A Quick Life Improvement

One thing is certain, if you want a very quick improvement in your life, an upgrade in your general well being and every day feeling of your life being better, here are 3 simple things you can take on board

  1. Get The Bum Gun installed. Installing this simple device truly will kick start your life.  I promise you won’t go back to toilet paper once you’ve started using The Bum Gun. And if you don’t believe it can be installed in 10 minutes, watch this Easy To Install Video:

You might not think switching to using a bidet sprayer can change your life so dramatically. But you will be surprised. Surely during those occasions when you miss a time when you would have had a shower, such as during a long flight, you feel crappy, right?

On such occasions just washing parts of our body can give us an instant invigoration, such as washing our face, or washing our hands. Well, using a bidet sprayer is the same concept.

I never buy into the argument that rubbing around with toilet paper is enough. Without going into details about different diets, and different types of do-do, washing with actual water is ALWAYS going to beat rubbing dirt with a tissue.

  1. 2.   Do Not Miss Breakfast

You must have heard that “breakfast is the most important meal of the day”.

But far too often, too many people admit they skip breakfast, but then wonder why they are lethargic all day. And no, having a strong coffee with plenty of heap spoons of sugar will NOT give you the burst of energy to make it to lunch time. All that sugar will just spike your blood sugar levels, giving you hypoglycemia. And basically starve your body and importantly your brain from functioning properly. Even a healthy lunch won’t recover your performance to the level it would have been had you not skipped breakfast, and made sure you gave your bodily functions the best chance of providing in the best way possible for the whole day.

It only takes 10 minutes to prepare some fruit, bang it all in a blender, and there you have a hearty breakfast, fruit shake!! Bags of energy, bags of rich juicy vitamins!!

  1. 3.   Get More Exercise

A no brainer really, but I had to remind you. If you find some form of exercise which you enjoy you will stand a much better chance of being able to continue weekly, than just hitting the gym because others do.

It doesn’t matter what form of exercise you do. Just do something, even if it is only once a week. Once a week is much better than never. And I bet you, once you get into a routine of once a week, it will be much easier to up the anti to 2 or 3 times per week later.

Often the hardest part is just getting going. So please, make a massive effort to get some form of exercise started this week, and continue doing that activity for at least once a week for 3 months.

Then tell me you don’t feel MUCH better for it. Tell me you haven’t had a feeling of well being, and an upgrade to your life.

Pushed for time? Then, try doing 10 minutes of press-ups. If it’s too hard to do 3 or 4 press-ups, start on your knees, instead of your toes.

You want to build up to 5 sets.

  1. Set 1: Normal hand position
  2. Set 2: Hands pointing in
  3. Set 3: Hands pointing out
  4. Set 4: Hands on top of each other
  5. Set 5: Hands wide

Even if you can only do 3 or 4 reps, and one set, that’s fine. But if you can build to 15 reps in each of the 5 sets, then you are doing fantastic.

If you are a budding ‘Arnold’ then try to build for 20 reps in each set, and 2 sets of each type, for a total of 10 sets.

Then you’ll have a fantastic 10 minute pump!!

Then take your energy shake in no.2 above.

A Promise of Well Being Improvements

Much like improving your hygiene with The Bum Gun bidet sprayer, starting a regular exercise routine WILL give you a much greater sense of well being about yourself, your relationships and your whole outlook on life. That’s a promise from me to you, AND more importantly that is a promise to yourself.

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WINNER OF KINGSTON THUMB DRIVE

CONGRATULATIONS goes to Peemanus!!
You are this week’s winner of The Bum Gun 8GB Kingston Thumb Drive competition.

Win an 8GB thumb drive just for signing up

The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayer Competition

Peemanus from Jackonsville, Florida is this week’s winner of the 8GB Kingston thumb drive, which just so happens to be a Batman figure. Hope you like it.

And also, many thanks for the kind review you posted on the Review Centre.

Please help us spread the love in Florida, as I’m sure many people in that part of the world have yet to upgrade to The Bum Gun.

Your prize is on the way already.

Well done Peemanus from The Bum Gun bidet sprayer team!!

If anyone wishes to enter for next week’s competition, please sign up here:

https://www.facebook.com/The.Bum.Gun.UK/app_123077107711598
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Thursday, January 30th, 2014  
RE: THIS WEEK’S THUMB DRIVE WINNER
From: Greg Noland
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The Bum Gun Ltd – The Hygiene Specialists

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Do These Olympic Toilets Finally Prove Russia Is Pro Gay?

Gay dual toilets at the winter games, Russia

Is This A Sign Of Gay Russia?

Olympic Toilets Might Be Pro Gay But Where Is The Hygiene?

Reports this week out of Sochi Russia, the Olympic setting for the next winter games show a very cute pair of male toilets.

This is after all the anti-gay reports which have been coming out of Russia lately. Has the Politburo now gone soft? Or has all that red colour been proof all along that our Vlad and Victor have always enjoyed having a poop together? Whether you are the kind who prefers a quick in and out dump, or prefer a few chapters of War & Peace on the dunny, these dual male toilets are for brash guys who certainly don’t mind sharing their toilet exploits.

My main concern however, is that surely with so many international competitors at these Winter Games, where is the International Bum Cleaning Device – better known to us as The Bum Gun bidet sprayer.

Mr Putin can’t expect everyone to have to squat over the sinks to get clean. Because the vast majority of the world’s Bum Gun users who will be at these games representing their country will NOT put up with having to use archaic toilet paper.

Come on Russia. You said these games were proof you have recovered from the fall of the soviet union and that you were ready to join the world stage again. Well, that is great news. But didn’t someone explain to them that a country is judged for its advanced stage of development by how hygienic the country is.

Or do the Russians not realize more than half of the world has upgraded from toilet paper. WE wash not smear oh Mr. Putin!!

Save your relationship with The Bum Gun

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UNBELIEVABLE CHINESE NEW YEAR OFFER

 HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2014

This is our best offer ever.

 To celebrate The Year of The Horse we are offering you the chance to own The Bum Gun with this Unbelievable Offer.

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Note: February 8th and 9th will be busy. So Order EARLY! Act Fast NOW!

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 And, if you are one of the first 8 to order Our Chinese New Year Package, we’ll send you a Kingston 8GB Thumb Drive Absolutely FREE. And Lashings of Fortune Cookies while stocks last. 

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Let’s make this your best Chinese New Year ever! And the beginning of the rest of your life, FREE from toilet paper hell!!

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‘Chelsea FC’ toilet paper now on sale

In preparation to the eagerly anticipated match between Chelsea and Man U today, the world press is reporting that unofficial Chelsea FC toilet paper is now on sale in the Central Asian republic of Uzbekistan.

Chelsea football club needs to upgrade to the 21st century

Chelsea fans still living in the dark ages with toilet paper

Uzbek website Press News published the story alongside an image of the gaudy packaging.

The English Premier League is popular among Uzbeks, and rivalry between fans is usually very strong. A number of commentators on Facebook think the Chelsea toilet paper was produced by a Manchester United fan. Or perhaps Alex Fergusson’s new line of business? One loyal Chelsea supporter even suggested retaliating by launching a similar United version.

Many street markets in Central Asia sell English Premier League merchandise such as shirts, mugs and wallets – almost all is counterfeit. But Chelsea branded toilet paper must be a new fad in the counterfeit business. I wonder what Roman Abramovich thinks to his new toilet paper.

It’s about time Chelsea upgraded to The Bum Gun bidet sprayer!!

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